My Mind censors the words my Heart yearns to speak
rainbow-butt-monkeys:

9gag:

My cat being a jerk laughing at me

This deserves 13298347128974274y278 notes.

rainbow-butt-monkeys:

9gag:

My cat being a jerk laughing at me

This deserves 13298347128974274y278 notes.

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

Powerpuff Girls Opening

buttonpoetry:

Jesse Parent - “To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter”

"If you break her heart, I will hear it snap with the ear I pressed against her mother’s belly."

From the Coaches Slam at CUPSI 2014. This performance has the longest sustained break for applause we’ve ever seen a poet have to take.

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

rainsweet:

will always reblog this story

themarquisofdorks:

when people think all stop-motion is tim burton
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when people think all stop-motion is claymation
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when people try to exterminate your non-human family
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loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

patrickfalloutboy:

when lunch gets too real feat. Disney songs